It’s only fitting that I start off this “newsletter” with the most important topic in the world — these men in the extra loud vehicles ruining my short experience on this earth. If you follow me on twitter you know that, along with cilantro-less guacamole and Triscuits, this is the main thing I spend my time campaigning against.
To the guy with the really loud Porsche and the guy with the crazy loud Hot Rod that live right next to me in the cement alley that make it extra loud…. MOVE!! Quite disturbing everyone around you! And there’s no greater anxiety then imagining those loud little speed racers on the highways crashing into your child’s car filled with your grandchildren!!! Ohh i may be whatever those initials are….
Loud Car Guys
To the guy with the really loud Porsche and the guy with the crazy loud Hot Rod that live right next to me in the cement alley that make it extra loud…. MOVE!! Quite disturbing everyone around you! And there’s no greater anxiety then imagining those loud little speed racers on the highways crashing into your child’s car filled with your grandchildren!!! Ohh i may be whatever those initials are….